Haikus to Internal Medicine
Pager, I hate you
You beep constantly at home
You are here to stay
Thirty hour call
You suck. I am so sleepy
Who invented this?
Potassium, you
Are always low, I am sick
Of repleting you
EKG, no clue
How to interpret you but
I pretend to know
Volume overload
Bores me, they should sell lasix
Over the counter
Sticking needles in
Fluid collections is fun
Cytology pending
These are hilarious!! Love 'em!
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These made me laugh. As house mouse tonight, I especially agree with the first. Just interrupted by beeping. Got to go.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the last one. Love it! BTW, your save the date was the neatest, most creative one I have seen! Hope you're doing well and try to hang in there.
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Catherine