Haikus to Internal Medicine

Oops, I kind of disappeared.  No worries, I'm around, just got busy.  Doing internal medicine right now.  While I might have liked it in medical school, no more.  I miss the operating room.  

Haikus to Internal Medicine

Pager, I hate you

You beep constantly at home

You are here to stay

Thirty hour call

You suck. I am so sleepy

Who invented this?

Potassium, you

Are always low, I am sick

Of repleting you

EKG, no clue

How to interpret you but

I pretend to know

Volume overload

Bores me, they should sell lasix

Over the counter

Sticking needles in

Fluid collections is fun

Cytology pending