Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Haikus to Internal Medicine

Oops, I kind of disappeared.  No worries, I'm around, just got busy.  Doing internal medicine right now.  While I might have liked it in medical school, no more.  I miss the operating room.  

Haikus to Internal Medicine

Pager, I hate you
You beep constantly at home
You are here to stay

Thirty hour call
You suck. I am so sleepy
Who invented this?

Potassium, you
Are always low, I am sick
Of repleting you

EKG, no clue
How to interpret you but
I pretend to know

Volume overload
Bores me, they should sell lasix
Over the counter

Sticking needles in
Fluid collections is fun
Cytology pending